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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

World War II Recipe Poem

World War II Recipe Poem:
Cook time: 1939 – 1945
Serves: 10 slices of fascism, cruelty, backstabbing and invasion.


Ingredients for an ineffective war:
1 body of Hitler
1 body of Stalin
1 body of Mussolini
1 failed League of Nations
1 useless Treaty of Versailles
1 German Aggression
1 Japanese Aggression
1 cup of walnuts
1 big bucket of fascism
1 Axis Power
1 Allie Power

Directions:
First, take a bowl and mix together Germany, Italy and Japan
And call it
Until the batter becomes hard and rough, and brutal.
Take the bucket of fascism
And pour it all over Germany and Italy.
Dig through the Germany batter
And take out Hitler,
And the Nazi Party.
Return the countries that have been invaded into a jar
And let them live in peace.
Ethiopia, Rhineland, Czech-Slovakia and Poland,
Let them free.
Put them in the fridge to cool down.
Then, pound the dough together,
Like you’re punching a boxing bag.
Then, take a separate bowl and mix together Stalin, take a pinch of America, France, and Russia, and call it the Allie Powers.
Whatever you do, do not mix the allies and axis mixtures together.
They don’t get along well,
Like oil and water.
Next, put the axis powers in the oven, and put the allies powers in the fridge.
When the axis powers are one second away from getting burnt,
Pour the allies powers all over them,
Like an icing going on a cake.
That makes the cake just right.
Now you have, you ingredients and directions to make your war-nut cake just the way its supposed to be!
Enjoy your defeat!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Animal Farm Movie Critique

I think that the movie and the book of Animal farm have numerous amounts of similarities and differences. Firstly, the story line of the movie is more or less the same as the book, with minor changes.

However, the book and the movie had many differences. For example, in the movie Old Major dies during his speech, whereas in the book, he dies afterward. Also, in the book, during Napoleon's reign, only the pigs got education. But, in the movie, all the animals got educated with Napoleon. Adding to that, the seven commandments were different than the ones in the movie. Finally, in the book, Squealer is described as a pig that is persuasive and has a twitch in his tail. In the movie, Squealer has no twitch. There are many more events like thins. As you can see, the movie and the book of animal farm are similar and different in their own ways.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Feedback Feb 2

I think I most represent Boxer from Animal Farm. To start with, I am like Boxer on page 56 in Animal Farm. "Even Boxer, who seldom asked questions, was puzzled." I feel I am also like this because Boxer is well aware of what is happening, but not able to say anything about it, because he doesn't want to get executed. Also, I am similar to Boxer, because when I am given a task, especially when there is a ruler on top of you, I always try to support authority, because I don't want to get punished. In conclusion, I feel I am very similar to Boxer.

Check out this site for a picture of Boxer!!